NFL: Week 16 Predictions

Let us stray from "finance" for a moment and discuss a few more important things this weekend like football and presents. Here are my picks for the remaining games on the schedule for Week 16 (* denotes Game of the Week):

Baltimore at Pittsburgh: Ravens D is staunch like usual, black birds stifle Steelers playoff hopes with a 17-6 win.

Carolina at Atlanta: Mr. Mexico runs past Chris Weinke and the hapless Panthers. Steve Smith can only do so much without the Cajun Cannon, Falcons win 24-10.

(Roar...)

Chicago at Detroit: This game is gonna be closer than most people would think, Sexy Rexy throws 3+ int's in the win, 17-10.

Indianapolis at Houston: Peyton Manning and David Carr were both 1st overall draft choices and besides the fact they do not have rings, the similarities end there. Colts win big 31-10.

New England at Jacksonville: Tom Brady has done more with less than anyone this year (well besides Eric Mangini) and will show why he should be chillin' in Hawaii over Philip Rivers. Pats' end the Jags playoff hopes, 23-17.

New Orleans at New York Giants: Michael "More Meat" Strahan returns after a few weeks with Jared from Subway and is questionable with a buttocks injury. Tiki Barber's arm falls off from patting himself on the back too much. The Saints march all over the G(ay)-Men, 35-14.

Tampa Bay at Cleveland: The Browns play like another thing that is brown and "drop one" 17-14.

Tennessee at Buffalo: Both teams are playing with a dim light at the end of the tunnel. Vince "Black Magic" Young has guided his team to 5 straight victories but will not have enough in the tank to best the Bills defense. "What chu talking about Willis" McGahee runs well, Bills best Titans 27-24.

Washington at St. Louis: The two most inconsistent teams in The League. The Skins' are coming off a big win against the playoff bound New Orleans Saints which should translate to a win this week, but it won't. Rams win 27-20.

Arizona at San Francisco: Alex Smith has been straight ballin' as of late. Frank Gore has been straight ballin' the whole season. Big effort from both of them, junk up the Cardinals 27-10.

*Cincinnati at Denver: The roller coaster ride of a season will end for one of these teams. Jake "In a Month I'll Be a" Plummer plays with his Jay Cutler voodoo doll on the sidelines and ruins Denver's playoff hopes. Carson and Chad hook up all game, (easy Mr. Strahan, not that kind of hooking up) the Convict's win 31-20.

LaDanian Tomlinson at Seattle: The LT world domination tour rolls on this week. Seattle fans sulk in Starbucks after a season unfulfilled, Chargers win 35-21.

Illadelphia at Dallas: Everyone's favorite San Jose State grad Jeff Garcia answers a few early Cowboy touchdowns. The Eagles will stay around long enough in this one to beat the 'Boys in OT, 34-31.

New York Jets at Miami: The Jets improbable playoff run continues as they make Joey Harrington look like a cowardly Lion again. Jet fan's have filled Eric Mangini's stocking this year with Mansierres. Gang Green wins this one 31-17.



Merry Christmas everyone!!!! Have a safe and happy holiday.